"Rootability Index" for Nebraska vs. Washington

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From the ever-amusing Spencer Hall of EDSBS.com, on his SBNation page. The Rootability Index identifies which team the neutral college football fan should favor in each of the week's games. Here's his take on Nebraska@Washington:

Nebraska at Washington, 3:30 p.m. And now, our guest commentator of the day, Todd McShay: "OMG Jake Locker explosion arm footwork savvy mechanics Jake Locker puppies thrills love heart moxie footwork arm potential field vision pro style tall length amazing arm poise poise poise heart mechanics picture taped to my shower wall footwork leadership character heart-o-nomics Jake Locker OMG Jake Locker!!!!!!!"
Lean: Nebraska.
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The dilemma of rooting for either Alabama or Duke is also handled well.

Link.

 
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To the McShay's of the world: Every quarterback has poise - until Bo's Blackshirts pop them in the mouth.

See: Colt McCoy, Blaine Gabbert, Nick Foles, Todd Reesing, Landry Jones, Nate Enderle, etc.

 
BeltwayHusker said:
From the ever-amusing Spencer Hall of EDSBS.com, on his SBNation page. The Rootability Index identifies which team the neutral college football fan should favor in each of the week's games. Here's his take on Nebraska@Washington:

Nebraska at Washington, 3:30 p.m. And now, our guest commentator of the day, Todd McShay: "OMG Jake Locker explosion arm footwork savvy mechanics Jake Locker puppies thrills love heart moxie footwork arm potential field vision pro style tall length amazing arm poise poise poise heart mechanics picture taped to my shower wall footwork leadership character heart-o-nomics Jake Locker OMG Jake Locker!!!!!!!"
Lean: Nebraska.
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The dilemma of rooting for either Alabama or Duke is also handled well.

Link.
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LMAO

 
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