Saturday situation - Bar golf and/or Football

[RockyMountainOySker]

So a couple of my friends have a Bar Golf pub crawl every year to celebrate their birthdays. For those of you who don't know what bar golf is, it includes dressing up in goofy golf clothes and going from bar to bar (9 holes or bars) while consuming a par drink (usually a beer), birdie drink (usually a shot or mixed drink), etc. We only spend a half hour at each bar so every drink is rushed.

My problem is that they are planning to begin at 3pm. Our game starts at 7pm. If I participate in Bar Golf full force, I doubt the game will make much sense to me. I also can't skip golf so I can meet everyone afterward. I doubt they last til 10pm.

My question is.....

Do I skip Bar Golf in hopes of being coherent for the game but not celebrate a friends birthday? Do I go to Bar Golf but consume only par drinks (or none) and possibly get disqualified for being a b****?

Man...my life in Chicago is tough. :sarcasm

 

[SOCALHUSKER]

9 shots to play birdie golf???? I wish real golf was that easy!!

You should be able to pull that off and still remember the game!!

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

I can't believe there is a need for a question...watch the game with your friends and have a shot each time the announcers talk about Colt McCoy is so good this...and so good that...I guarantee you'll be drunker at the end of the game than you would have if you played Bar Golf

 

[RockyMountainOySker]

I can't believe there is a need for a question...watch the game with your friends and have a shot each time the announcers talk about Colt McCoy is so good this...and so good that...I guarantee you'll be drunker at the end of the game than you would have if you played Bar Golf

:LOLtartar

That is my plan......if I drink like this during the game, no problem, but starting 4 hours prior to the game......then drinking through the game, I'll lying in a pool of my own piss by the third quarter.