huskernumerouno
All-American
Senior Sex
A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, goes to a sex therapist's
office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you
watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but
he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice
that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming,
>wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good-bye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This
happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment; they have
intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98, and the Hilton charges $139. We do it here for
$50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, goes to a sex therapist's
office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you
watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but
he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice
that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming,
>wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good-bye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This
happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment; they have
intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98, and the Hilton charges $139. We do it here for
$50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
