Sequence of Events After A Loss

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Heisman Trophy Winner
1. Official Gameday Thread Exceeds 30+ pages

2. Blame T-Mart's Throwing Motion (regardless of reason for loss)

3. Start at least 4 "Fire Bo" threads

4. Add at least 2 people to DoucheBag Hall of Fame

5. Add Ponies

6. Start at least half dozen nonsensical threads

7. Have at least 2 or 3 posters come back for an "I told you so"

8. Gif bomb said nonsensical threads

9. Issue at least half a dozen warnings for "personal attacks"

 
Six is my favorite.

It's amazing how many experts (usually with less than 100 posts) chime in with their profoundly inspired opinions.

"I think we should have won that game"

"We would have had more rushing yards if we ran the ball better."

"The Defense can improve by tackling and executing better."

The pissing matches about who's the bigger fan are always fun too.

 
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Bucky said:
Six is my favorite.

It's amazing how many experts (usually with less than 100 posts) chime in with their profoundly inspired opinions.

"I think we should have won that game"

"We would have had more rushing yards if we ran the ball better."

"The Defense can improve by tackling and executing better."

The pissing matches about who's the bigger fan are always fun too.
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You may have hit on two of my faves right there...

 
10. <insert player's name> no longer with the team /Alcohol related charges/ seen downtown laughing rumors.

 
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Hilarious and true. That and the he-man "what's going on" vid (can't remember which thread that was) cracked me up today.

 
11. Nail Barney Cotton to a cross.

/NUance looks both ways, then stealthily puts hammer in bottom desk drawer.
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I like how post count correlates to knowledge in some sphere of the interwebs and that people that just want to have a simple discussion about a game get blasted for making statements that might seem obvious to others. This is a very vain board.

 
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