Hayseed
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You all know about Shades of Gray and I’m sure you’ve heard some women say they’d be okay with a rich guy biting them and beating them up if the price was right.
Sounds kinda twisted and desperate, but that’s where they’re at.
I was just thinking “what if there was a rich woman who wanted to bite and beat up guys for money?”
Thinking hypothetically: Suppose Patricia Heaton wanted to bite me and beat me up for money?
Have you seen the pro-grade choppers on that girl!
I don’t care what she’s paying, I do not want that woman biting me!
And I’m sure some old timey priest told her to wear 7 inch heels so she can get up there and land some good punches (they’re all boxing experts) Everyone our age remembers the Ali/Frazier fights where Ali is like “ I’m pretty! I’m king of the world!” and Smoking Joe is like “ Get off the ropes and fight me like a man!”
Patty knows with her temperament she would have to get some punches in at some point.
No matter what she’s paying, I do not want that woman punching me!
Her new show is starting this month... Carol’s Second Act....check it out, looks good.
But no... I do not want anybody biting me or beating me up for money.
(Well, Mindy Kaling has those Muppet arms;.... maybe she could smack me a couple times if the price is right??)
Sounds kinda twisted and desperate, but that’s where they’re at.
I was just thinking “what if there was a rich woman who wanted to bite and beat up guys for money?”
Thinking hypothetically: Suppose Patricia Heaton wanted to bite me and beat me up for money?
Have you seen the pro-grade choppers on that girl!
I don’t care what she’s paying, I do not want that woman biting me!
And I’m sure some old timey priest told her to wear 7 inch heels so she can get up there and land some good punches (they’re all boxing experts) Everyone our age remembers the Ali/Frazier fights where Ali is like “ I’m pretty! I’m king of the world!” and Smoking Joe is like “ Get off the ropes and fight me like a man!”
Patty knows with her temperament she would have to get some punches in at some point.
No matter what she’s paying, I do not want that woman punching me!
Her new show is starting this month... Carol’s Second Act....check it out, looks good.
But no... I do not want anybody biting me or beating me up for money.
(Well, Mindy Kaling has those Muppet arms;.... maybe she could smack me a couple times if the price is right??)
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