Big Red 40
Well-known member
I couldn’t find a thread of this. I made it through 10 pages of 209 and quit lol.
Proud pet owners show me what you got .
These are my boys . They ain’t right in the head sometimes but I love em anyway .

My name is Jake . I don’t know what they put in this ball (catnip) but I love it .
My breath smells like a bait shop in July .
I like to open cupboard doors , get into everything ,drink from the toilet, and run outside any chance I get .
I do not like to dance or be rocked like a baby but dad makes me anyway .

My name is Simon . I enjoy loud Five Finger Death Punch , toilet water , laying in a basket too small for me ,watching tv , and running from the “shadow people” .
I don’t like to dance, or rockabye baby either . I will plot your death if you try .
Proud pet owners show me what you got .
These are my boys . They ain’t right in the head sometimes but I love em anyway .


My name is Jake . I don’t know what they put in this ball (catnip) but I love it .
My breath smells like a bait shop in July .
I like to open cupboard doors , get into everything ,drink from the toilet, and run outside any chance I get .
I do not like to dance or be rocked like a baby but dad makes me anyway .

My name is Simon . I enjoy loud Five Finger Death Punch , toilet water , laying in a basket too small for me ,watching tv , and running from the “shadow people” .
I don’t like to dance, or rockabye baby either . I will plot your death if you try .