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Skinny Dipping....
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe pitches, and some
apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and looked it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he
neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. When he came closer, he saw it was a bunch
of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned,
"I didn't come to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe pitches, and some
apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and looked it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he
neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. When he came closer, he saw it was a bunch
of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned,
"I didn't come to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
thx for the laugh this morning