Sooner Jokes

[husker rob]

I'll start

What do the Sooners and Marijuana have in common????

They both get smoked in bowls!!!!!!!!

and

How do you make Sooner Cookies????????

You put them in a bowl and beat them thoroughly for 3 hours!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

What do you call the sweat on two Sooners having sex?

Relative Humidity.

 

[ohiohusker]

Those jokes are going around here.........only using Buckeyes instead. I'm lovin' it!

 

[Blackshirtsguru]

How to you castrate a person from Oklahoma? Kick his sister in the chin! HI OH!!!!!

"What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?"

A. They both will end up in a trailer park.

How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room?

A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.

You know you're from Oklahoma if:

You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.

Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Oklahoma?

All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records

Q: What's the last thing an Oklahoma stripper takes off?

A: Her bowling shoes.

Q: How does a Oklahoma Sooner girl turn on the lights after having sex?

A: She opens the car door.

What do they call a crime ring in Norman?

A huddle

Q: How does an Oklahoma girl earn money for college?

A: The Tooth Fairy.

Q: What do they call duct tape in Norman?

A: Chrome.