Spring Game Itinerary: Lets Read 'Em

teachercd

Head Coach
With the game about a week away and with the weather looking like it will be in the 60's, what are your Spring Game plans? Here is mine.

1. Head to Lincoln from Omaha around 9:45 and hit O street

- Brothers, Sandy's and Barry's for sure. Cliffs and Bodegas will probably also make it. Make comments while at Brothers like "Remember when this used to be a Homers?"

2. Comment on how we wish we were back in college...cry or possibly weep.

3. At Barry's rooftop we will drink more and make more comments like "God, this is great, I miss college" followed by a round of "what would you do differently if you could go back to college. More crying tends to follow this conversation.

4. Over to Champions Club to drink and see a parking lot that is only about 75% full for the Spring Game. Watch little kids widely toss footballs around that basically hit everything in parking lot with the exception of their hands while the parents look on pretending not to notice.

5. Possibly up into the sky box where I have to walk like the pirate from Family guy that is made of wood because of all the shooters/nippers that I have to sneak in.

7. Mix drinks in the bathroom, trying to hurry, so that people don't think I am mixing drinks or taking a monster deuce.

8. Eat free food like it is my job.

9. Leave at halftime (yes, I leave at halftime, I am that guy) to head back to O street. Lie to girls that I meet about my job.

10. Talk about building a time machine while at some bar that we "don't remember if we ever went to while in college"

11. Try to talk my friend into heading back to Omaha at 7pm, it won't work, back in Omaha by about midnight.

 
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Leavin home about 7 am. Get to the the Huskerboard tailgate. hang there for a while try to meet some of you knuckleheads. Then'll have to take the kiddos over to the pavilion (if it's open. Pretty sure it is). Go to game. Go eat. Go home. Jump on the board and check out the evaluation.

 
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Friday

5:00 PM: Drive up to Omaha. Mentally prepare for meeting some of you yahoos.

Saturday

8:00 AM: Start drinking in the shower. Tell my girl to make me some pancakes.

9:00 AM: Pack a cooler and leave for Lincoln, the city with the Best Well-Being in America, whatever that means.

9:07 AM: Mix a Crown and Coke while blasting music and ignoring my GF.

10:00 AM: Park and wonder around aimlessly.

10:30 AM: Reluctantly make my way over to the Huskerboard tailgate.

10:31 AM: Warn my GF what she is getting into.

10:32 AM: Try to avoid Wifi.

11:00 AM: Find Aspeedin and ask how much he wants to bet on Duke winning their game in the Final Four that night.

Noon: Grub.

1:00 PM: Puke and rally.

2:00 PM: What time is it? Game time, wooo!

5:00 PM: Pass out in car while GF drives back to Omaha.

7:00 PM: Wake up and watch Duke abuse Ohio. Hopefully Urban Meyer is there to watch.

10:00 PM: Taunt Huskerboard because I won the Bracket Challenge.

 
Friday

5:00 PM: Drive up to Omaha. Mentally prepare for meeting some of you yahoos.

Saturday

8:00 AM: Start drinking in the shower. Tell my girl to make me some pancakes.

9:00 AM: Pack a cooler and leave for Lincoln, the city with the Best Well-Being in America, whatever that means.

9:07 AM: Mix a Crown and Coke while blasting music and ignoring my GF.

10:00 AM: Park and wonder around aimlessly.

10:30 AM: Reluctantly make my way over to the Huskerboard tailgate.

10:31 AM: Warn my GF what she is getting into.

10:32 AM: Try to avoid Wifi.

11:00 AM: Find Aspeedin and ask how much he wants to bet on Duke winning their game in the Final Four that night.

Noon: Grub.

1:00 PM: Puke and rally.

2:00 PM: What time is it? Game time, wooo!

5:00 PM: Pass out in car while GF drives back to Omaha.

7:00 PM: Wake up and watch Duke abuse Ohio. Hopefully Urban Meyer is there to watch.

10:00 PM: Taunt Huskerboard because I won the Bracket Challenge.
I would feel a little bad taking your money guy :wasted

 
Friday

5:00 PM: Drive up to Omaha. Mentally prepare for meeting some of you yahoos.

Saturday

8:00 AM: Start drinking in the shower. Tell my girl to make me some pancakes.

9:00 AM: Pack a cooler and leave for Lincoln, the city with the Best Well-Being in America, whatever that means.

9:07 AM: Mix a Crown and Coke while blasting music and ignoring my GF.

10:00 AM: Park and wonder around aimlessly.

10:30 AM: Reluctantly make my way over to the Huskerboard tailgate.

10:31 AM: Warn my GF what she is getting into.

10:32 AM: Try to avoid Wifi.

11:00 AM: Find Aspeedin and ask how much he wants to bet on Duke winning their game in the Final Four that night.

Noon: Grub.

1:00 PM: Puke and rally.

2:00 PM: What time is it? Game time, wooo!

5:00 PM: Pass out in car while GF drives back to Omaha.

7:00 PM: Wake up and watch Duke abuse Ohio. Hopefully Urban Meyer is there to watch.

10:00 PM: Taunt Huskerboard because I won the Bracket Challenge.

Man, that is an impressive Puke time!!!

 
Friday

5:00 PM: Drive up to Omaha. Mentally prepare for meeting some of you yahoos.

Saturday

8:00 AM: Start drinking in the shower. Tell my girl to make me some pancakes.

9:00 AM: Pack a cooler and leave for Lincoln, the city with the Best Well-Being in America, whatever that means.

9:07 AM: Mix a Crown and Coke while blasting music and ignoring my GF.

10:00 AM: Park and wonder around aimlessly.

10:30 AM: Reluctantly make my way over to the Huskerboard tailgate.

10:31 AM: Warn my GF what she is getting into.

10:32 AM: Try to avoid Wifi.

11:00 AM: Find Aspeedin and ask how much he wants to bet on Duke winning their game in the Final Four that night.

Noon: Grub.

1:00 PM: Puke and rally.

2:00 PM: What time is it? Game time, wooo!

5:00 PM: Pass out in car while GF drives back to Omaha.

7:00 PM: Wake up and watch Duke abuse Ohio. Hopefully Urban Meyer is there to watch.

10:00 PM: Taunt Huskerboard because I won the Bracket Challenge.
I would feel a little bad taking your money guy :wasted
... and Louisville and Wichita State are playing. Sh*t.

 
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Friday night: Get drunk

Saturday before game: Get drunk

Game time: Show up right as game is about to start, sober up

After game: Get drunk

 
Friday night: No plans

Saturday: Hopefully drive to Fort Collins and find an apartment. Drive back home for my free dinner and hopefully win my half of $3000

 
0445 - Get home from work & play NBA2K13 to decompress

0530 - Crash out

1330 - wake up

1333 - take a leak

1335 - turn the "Himmler" on to make a cup of coffee

1340 - make coffee from said "Himmler"

1345 - realize that the game starts at 3pm EST

1346 - feel like a dumbass

1350 - look for grub options

1355 - order to pick up from IHOP

1430 - return with grub from IHOP

1435 - make another cup of coffee

1455 - finish grub, make another cup of coffee, prepare to watch game

Not as exciting as you guys...

 
0445 - Get home from work & play NBA2K13 to decompress

0530 - Crash out

1330 - wake up

1333 - take a leak

1335 - turn the "Himmler" on to make a cup of coffee

1340 - make coffee from said "Himmler"

1345 - realize that the game starts at 3pm EST

1346 - feel like a dumbass

1350 - look for grub options

1355 - order to pick up from IHOP

1430 - return with grub from IHOP

1435 - make another cup of coffee

1455 - finish grub, make another cup of coffee, prepare to watch game

Not as exciting as you guys...
You like your coffee!!!

 
0445 - Get home from work & play NBA2K13 to decompress

0530 - Crash out

1330 - wake up

1333 - take a leak

1335 - turn the "Himmler" on to make a cup of coffee

1340 - make coffee from said "Himmler"

1345 - realize that the game starts at 3pm EST

1346 - feel like a dumbass

1350 - look for grub options

1355 - order to pick up from IHOP

1430 - return with grub from IHOP

1435 - make another cup of coffee

1455 - finish grub, make another cup of coffee, prepare to watch game

Not as exciting as you guys...
I don't do Military Time.

 
Morning- shenanigans

Afternoon- game, more shenanigans

Night- shenanigans

 
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