Steel c$%k rings

[Red Dead Redemption]

Just grab the base of your junk and squeeze real hard. See how it works for you and if you like it, go buy a ring.

Or have a pretty lady do it.

She doesn't even have to be pretty

Or a lady?

Clearly RDR uses the "It's all the same in the dark" mentality.

Unless it's a chimpanzee doing it. You can tell when they don't have an opposable thumb.

 

[JJ Husker]

Just grab the base of your junk and squeeze real hard. See how it works for you and if you like it, go buy a ring.

Or have a pretty lady do it.

She doesn't even have to be pretty

Or a lady?

Clearly RDR uses the "It's all the same in the dark" mentality.

Unless it's a chimpanzee doing it. You can tell when they don't have an opposable thumb.

If changing hands makes it seem like a stranger, imagine what no opposable thumb would do.

Of course I mean those of us who would have to imagine.