huskernumerouno
All-American
I will never hear church bells ringing again without
smiling...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
passed away, Annie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
grandmother replied, He
had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
morning.'
Horrified, Annie told her grandmother that 2 people
nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when
the church bells
would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and
even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and
out on the Dong.'
'He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck
hadn'tcome along.'
smiling...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
passed away, Annie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
grandmother replied, He
had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
morning.'
Horrified, Annie told her grandmother that 2 people
nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when
the church bells
would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and
even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and
out on the Dong.'
'He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck
hadn'tcome along.'
thx