Roxy
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Hope I don't get banned for posting this one...I thought it was funny
>> >> > A very attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived at a >> casino
and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll >> of
the dice.
>> >
>> >> > She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude."
>> >> >
>> >> > With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" >> As the dice
came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
>> >> >
>> >> > "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
>> >> >
>> >> > She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her >> winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared >> at
each other
>> >
>> >> > dumbfounded.
>> >> >
>> >> > Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
>> >> >
>> >> > The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
>>watching."
>> >> >
>> >> > Moral - Not all Texans are stupid and not all >> blondes are dumb,
but
>> >
>> >> > all men are men.
>> >> > A very attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived at a >> casino
and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll >> of
the dice.
>> >
>> >> > She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude."
>> >> >
>> >> > With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" >> As the dice
came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
>> >> >
>> >> > "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
>> >> >
>> >> > She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her >> winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared >> at
each other
>> >
>> >> > dumbfounded.
>> >> >
>> >> > Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
>> >> >
>> >> > The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
>>watching."
>> >> >
>> >> > Moral - Not all Texans are stupid and not all >> blondes are dumb,
but
>> >
>> >> > all men are men.
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