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[It'sNotAFakeID]

If the hotel is on the east side of Lincoln, then I would take it as gospel... Neighbor swears he was in HyVee yesterday at 70th & Pioneer.. I said, you are not confusing him with dude that looks like Joe Dimaggio that works the produce aisle- he said no. But could not understand why Coach Tressel would be shopping in the friendly aisle of HyVee..

he has a fuel saver card?

I consider 70th & Pioneer the outskirts of Lincoln. Hint, hint: It's Tressel.

Tresselmania gonna run wild in Lincoln, y'all.

 

[billdozer15]

Is there a tattoo parlor on that side of town? Maybe he was checking out the produce Hyvee has to ensure it is up to his standards.

 

[beanman]

If the hotel is on the east side of Lincoln, then I would take it as gospel... Neighbor swears he was in HyVee yesterday at 70th & Pioneer.. I said, you are not confusing him with dude that looks like Joe Dimaggio that works the produce aisle- he said no. But could not understand why Coach Tressel would be shopping in the friendly aisle of HyVee..

he has a fuel saver card?

I consider 70th & Pioneer the outskirts of Lincoln. Hint, hint: It's Tressel.

Tresselmania gonna run wild in Lincoln, y'all.

Please don't screw with my emotions.

 

[LSEHusker]

I work at that hyvee I worked yesterday did not see tressel but saw Alex Gordon so theres that

 

[roadrat]

So we can a coach who in 7 yrs. at NU had no serious NCAA violations and we're ready to embrace a guy that lied and forced a university to vacate all their wins for an entire season because he had no control over his football program. I think we've lost what little sense we had left.

 

[LSEHusker]

If the hotel is on the east side of Lincoln, then I would take it as gospel... Neighbor swears he was in HyVee yesterday at 70th & Pioneer.. I said, you are not confusing him with dude that looks like Joe Dimaggio that works the produce aisle- he said no. But could not understand why Coach Tressel would be shopping in the friendly aisle of HyVee..

Im curious to who looks like Joe Dimmaggio because I work in produce at that hyvee....

 

[ADS]

How can people mistake Alex Gordon for Jim Tressel? Smgdh.

 

[Vizsla1]

Gordon is a neighbor of mine- and he loves his fuel savings at Hy-Vee, esp filling up his British import.

 

[presidentjlh]

I work at that hyvee I worked yesterday did not see tressel but saw Alex Gordon so theres that

That was just Tressel in disguise.

 

[LSEHusker]

How can people mistake Alex Gordon for Jim Tressel? Smgdh.

I would hope no one does that

 

[LSEHusker]

I work at that hyvee I worked yesterday did not see tressel but saw Alex Gordon so theres that

That was just Tressel in disguise.

Shiiiiiiiiiit

 

[BigRedPowerWagon]

So i have some friends in pool cleaning business in lincoln. Swears they were hired by a jim tressel look alike a few months ago to clean a new pool. Totally makes sence now.

 

[AlexHamilton10]

Maybe the bikes can get paint jobs?

 

[sd'sker]

If the hotel is on the east side of Lincoln, then I would take it as gospel... Neighbor swears he was in HyVee yesterday at 70th & Pioneer.. I said, you are not confusing him with dude that looks like Joe Dimaggio that works the produce aisle- he said no. But could not understand why Coach Tressel would be shopping in the friendly aisle of HyVee..

Im curious to who looks like Joe Dimmaggio because I work in produce at that hyvee....

this guy looks exactly like joe dimmaggio:

 

[presidentjlh]

Maybe it's Jim Tressel wearing a Gary Patterson mask wearing a Jim Tressel mask.

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE