Text Received (Topic: Jim Tressel in Lincoln tonight)

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I have heard he was spotted at wilderness ridge? I'm from Bellevue so not sure what wilderness ridge is?

Country club

 

[AngryHusker88]

This rumor is giving me a real nervous boner

 

[presidentjlh]

Sources tell me Jim Tressel is actually in each and everyone of us, deep down in our hearts.

 

[Taylor21]

A country club that maybe the head coach of Nebraska would hang out at?

 

[sho]

I have heard he was spotted at wilderness ridge? I'm from Bellevue so not sure what wilderness ridge is?

Country club

I'll be there in a few days for a wedding. I'll keep an eye out for him.

 

[sd'sker]

I have heard he was spotted at wilderness ridge? I'm from Bellevue so not sure what wilderness ridge is?

Country club

I'll be there in a few days for a wedding. I'll keep an eye out for him.

tressel is marrying scott frost at wilderness ridge and the reception is being catered by hy-vee? ed orgeron is officiating?

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

I have heard he was spotted at wilderness ridge? I'm from Bellevue so not sure what wilderness ridge is?

Country club

I'll be there in a few days for a wedding. I'll keep an eye out for him.

tressel is marrying scott frost at wilderness ridge and the reception is being catered by hy-vee? ed orgeron is officiating?

That's what I'm getting so it MUST be true!

 

[bugeater17]

Is it to early to buy a red sweater vest for x-mas?

 

[NUpolo8]

I can confirm that he was in Lincoln yesterday, but that is all I will say. Check "status update" for a hint on more details.

Did he look the part? Did he rent a Prius or a Tahoe?

The Omaha Airport is probably the safest place for Tressel and Eichorst to have a meeting. If you saw them, you couldn't post it here.

 

[Hoosker]

 

[ADS]

I have heard he was spotted at wilderness ridge? I'm from Bellevue so not sure what wilderness ridge is?

Country club

I'll be there in a few days for a wedding. I'll keep an eye out for him.

tressel is marrying scott frost at wilderness ridge and the reception is being catered by hy-vee? ed orgeron is officiating?

Sources told me fuel saver cards will be handed out as door gifts, fwiw.

 

[sd'sker]

I have heard he was spotted at wilderness ridge? I'm from Bellevue so not sure what wilderness ridge is?

Country club

I'll be there in a few days for a wedding. I'll keep an eye out for him.

tressel is marrying scott frost at wilderness ridge and the reception is being catered by hy-vee? ed orgeron is officiating?

Sources told me fuel saver cards will be handed out as door gifts, fwiw.

i know the guy who orders those. he told me he just ordered a bulk shipment. seems legit.

 

[ADS]

It's happening guys

 

[QMany]

It's happening guys

Don't tease me.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

This is a perfect time for some of you jerks to screw with us!