The Antonin Scalia “Sick Burn” Generator

[AR Husker Fan]

The recent Supreme Court decisions on the Affordable Care Act and on same-sex marriage has probably resulted in the general public being exposed to Justice Scalia's rather interesting writing style. And that's led to a number of Scalia Insult Generators on the web. Here's one from Slate - the Antonin Scalia “Sick Burn” Generator. Kinda fun.

 

[NUance]

Scalia's burn for AR Husker Fan is...

“One would think that AR Husker Fan's showy profundities are pure applesauce. Never mind.”

It's uncanny how accurate that thing is.

 

[AR Husker Fan]

Why, you...I oughta...OOOOHHHH!!!! ARGGGGGG!!!!!

 

[Scratchtown]

“One would think that NUance's beliefs are a tutti-frutti Kulturkampf. One is tempted to shield his eyes from the upcoming spectacle.”

 

[NUance]

“One would think that Coach PowerT's sentiments are flagpole sitting. Really?”

 

[Scratchtown]

“One would think that Coach PowerT's sentiments are flagpole sitting. Really?”

ah, how fitting.

 

[Eric the Red]

Scalia's burn for AR Husker Fan is...

“One would think that AR Husker Fan's showy profundities are pure applesauce. Never mind.”

It's uncanny how accurate that thing is.

 

[Hammerhead]

“One would think that Hammerhead's showy profundities are black-robed. There is no remedy for that.”

We should really cut back on the showy profundities, you guys.

(Also, has anyone ever noticed that from the right angle, Scalia kinda looks like Chris Berman?)

 

[huKSer]

“One would think that Hedley Lamar's briefs are a looming specter of unutterable horror. Ask the nearest hippie.”

Edited the word "beliefs" for more accuracy

 

[NUance]

“One would think that Redux's vision is like some ghoul in a late-night horror movie that repeatedly sits up in its grave and shuffles abroad after being repeatedly killed and buried. I have not the slightest idea what this means.”

 

[Scratchtown]

“One would think that Eric The Red's views are quite absurd aphorisms. Huh?”

 

[It'sNotAFakeID]

“One would think that NUPolo's logic is a milestone of judicial overreaching. Huh?”

 

[RunMickeyRun02]

“One would think that RunMickeyRun's sentiments are the growth of a diseased root. Never mind.”

 

[Scratchtown]

“One would think that NUPolo's logic is a milestone of judicial overreaching. Huh?”

How many times did you have to put his name in there for that? This was perfect!

 

[Hammerhead]

“One would think that Landlord of Memorial Stadium's positions are quite absurd applesauce. Really?”