Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red
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Goooooooooooooooooooooood AFTERNOON AMERICA!!!!!
Welcome to a very very special FAC/Halloween Edition of the BRIQOTW!!!
*audience goes crazy, babies start punching their moms, dads chug kegs of beer* :w00t :w00t :w00t :clap :clap :wasted :box
Alright! Looks like we've got a heck of a crowd here today. Well anyway...
[Rufus the audience member]: Hey you! Tuff guy! Where are they??!!! I'm f'ing ready to git-ta-gittin'!!
Uh, excuse me? Where are what?
[Rufus the audience member]: You heard me prettay boy! I'm cocked, locked, and ready to rock!!
I'm sorry, sir, I have no idea what you are talking about.
[Rufus the audience member]: Well, god dammit, man! What are ya? A retard? This here is the FAC, right?
Yes, but...
[Rufus the audience member]: Well dammit, let's get this show on the road!!!
*Rufus pulls off his pant and rips off his shirt*
SIR! Stop that! I think you have us confused with something else!!!
[Rufus the audience member]: *looks around* Uh... this isn't the FAC? The F#@k Animals Club?
*audience members gasp, groan*
Oh. My. God... No. It's not. FAC stands for Friday Afternoon Club... SECURITY!!
[Rufus the audience member]: Well I'll be dipped... *Rufus is escorted out* :cop:
Sorry about that folks. Well anyway, let's get right down to business... shall we?
As part of the FAC/Halloween Special... we are going to have not one... BUT TWO BRIQOTW's!!!!
*audience goes wild!!!* :hellloooo :corndance :w00t :horns2 :clap
Our first quote come's from the Legendary "Last to post wins" thread...
Little known fact: BRI "lifts weights" at least 3 times a day...
*audience bursts out in a raucous laughter* :laughpound :rollin :laughpound :rollin :laughpound :rollin :laughpound
Haha, oh BRI...
Well on that note, we have to take a break for a special word from our sponsors... Keep it here! We'll be back in a few!
*audience cheers, music fades out* :clap :clap :clap :band
ATBl4qH9I54
*music fades in, audience cheers* :band :clap :clap :clap :clap
Welcome back everybody to the BRIQOTW FAC/Halloween Special!
Now, as everyone knows Halloween is traditionally a holiday in which people scare each other and play pranks.
Well, we here on BRIQOTW are no exception. Our next quote is downright horrifying. Please, if you have a weak stomach or young children we ask that you leave the room.
*room darkens, scary music plays*
You have been warned...
*audience screams* :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh
Goodness, I don't know about the rest of you, but I will have nightmares for weeks after that one...
Well everyone, I has been great. But sadly, this is the end of our FAC/Halloween Special...
[bill the audience member]: Oh Dear God! WHY??!! *Bill hangs himself*
I know I know. But don't worry! We'll be back next week with another FAC!!!
*audience cheers!!* :clap :clap :w00t :w00t :clap :clap
And remember, if you're bored and find yourself rummaging through BIGREDIOWAN's post history and you run across a gem like this, or if you see something he recently posted that you think is worthy of being The BRIQOTW, send your nominations to me, Drowning in the Sea of Red. And come back next week to see if we use yours!!!
And did you miss any of our previous editions? Have no fear... You can check 'em out here:
BRIQOTW #1
BRIQOTW #2
BRIQOTW #3
Until next week folks!
:cop:
Welcome to a very very special FAC/Halloween Edition of the BRIQOTW!!!
*audience goes crazy, babies start punching their moms, dads chug kegs of beer* :w00t :w00t :w00t :clap :clap :wasted :box
Alright! Looks like we've got a heck of a crowd here today. Well anyway...
[Rufus the audience member]: Hey you! Tuff guy! Where are they??!!! I'm f'ing ready to git-ta-gittin'!!
Uh, excuse me? Where are what?
[Rufus the audience member]: You heard me prettay boy! I'm cocked, locked, and ready to rock!!
I'm sorry, sir, I have no idea what you are talking about.
[Rufus the audience member]: Well, god dammit, man! What are ya? A retard? This here is the FAC, right?
Yes, but...
[Rufus the audience member]: Well dammit, let's get this show on the road!!!
*Rufus pulls off his pant and rips off his shirt*
SIR! Stop that! I think you have us confused with something else!!!
[Rufus the audience member]: *looks around* Uh... this isn't the FAC? The F#@k Animals Club?
*audience members gasp, groan*
Oh. My. God... No. It's not. FAC stands for Friday Afternoon Club... SECURITY!!
[Rufus the audience member]: Well I'll be dipped... *Rufus is escorted out* :cop:
Sorry about that folks. Well anyway, let's get right down to business... shall we?
As part of the FAC/Halloween Special... we are going to have not one... BUT TWO BRIQOTW's!!!!
*audience goes wild!!!* :hellloooo :corndance :w00t :horns2 :clap
Our first quote come's from the Legendary "Last to post wins" thread...
LINK ME!
Little known fact: BRI "lifts weights" at least 3 times a day...
*audience bursts out in a raucous laughter* :laughpound :rollin :laughpound :rollin :laughpound :rollin :laughpound
Haha, oh BRI...
Well on that note, we have to take a break for a special word from our sponsors... Keep it here! We'll be back in a few!
*audience cheers, music fades out* :clap :clap :clap :band
ATBl4qH9I54
*music fades in, audience cheers* :band :clap :clap :clap :clap
Welcome back everybody to the BRIQOTW FAC/Halloween Special!
Now, as everyone knows Halloween is traditionally a holiday in which people scare each other and play pranks.
Well, we here on BRIQOTW are no exception. Our next quote is downright horrifying. Please, if you have a weak stomach or young children we ask that you leave the room.
*room darkens, scary music plays*
You have been warned...
LINK! WOOT!
*audience screams* :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh
Goodness, I don't know about the rest of you, but I will have nightmares for weeks after that one...
Well everyone, I has been great. But sadly, this is the end of our FAC/Halloween Special...
[bill the audience member]: Oh Dear God! WHY??!! *Bill hangs himself*
I know I know. But don't worry! We'll be back next week with another FAC!!!
*audience cheers!!* :clap :clap :w00t :w00t :clap :clap
And remember, if you're bored and find yourself rummaging through BIGREDIOWAN's post history and you run across a gem like this, or if you see something he recently posted that you think is worthy of being The BRIQOTW, send your nominations to me, Drowning in the Sea of Red. And come back next week to see if we use yours!!!
And did you miss any of our previous editions? Have no fear... You can check 'em out here:
BRIQOTW #1
BRIQOTW #2
BRIQOTW #3
Until next week folks!
:cop:
