The Dentist

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The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.

The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the man said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.

"I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!"

The dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet."

The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't", said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth…"

 
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