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posted by Yost @ 1/09/2006 10:16:00 PM
Michigan's Bowl Opponent After the 2003 Season:
Southern Cal
Results the Following Year:
* Team goes undefeated
* Crushes overrated Oklahoma in Orange Bowl
* National Champions
* QB wins the Heisman Trophy, parties at Playboy Mansion and nails more beautiful women than all other football players combined
* Head coach declared greatest coach in college football history and son of God
Michigan's Bowl Opponent After the 2004 Season:
Texas
Results the Following Year:
* Team goes undefeated
* Defeats USC in Rose Bowl in spite of - or perhaps becasue of - slavish Trojan-worship from sports media
* National Champions
* QB is Heisman Trophy runner-up. But after rushing for 200 yards, passing for 250+ and scoring 3 TDs in BCS game, declared greatest athlete ever. Downtown Athletic Club asks for trophy back from Reggie Bush.
* Head coach praised, millions of Texans deny ever wanting him fired as MackBrownCanSuckMyHairyWhiteAss.com, .net, .org, .uk and .gov websites are shuttered overnight.
Michigan's Bowl Opponent Following the 2005 Season:
Nebraska
Which Means Next Season:
* Team goes undefeated
* In Fiesta Bowl, Huskers embarrass Notre Dame (who get into BCS title game despite 8-3 record having leap frogged over 6 undefeated teams after stirring win vs. Navy) proving Irish still aren't quite back in spite of media darling and ESPN/Beano Cook oral sex recepient status
* QB throws for more passing yards than any college quarterback ever. Several games won without a single rushing play. Running the ball declared obsolete.
* Head coach proclaimed a genius, selected Coach of the Year, granted exception to make throat-slashing gestures in NCAA rulebook.
* Nebraskans ask, "Who's Tom Osborne?" and sell BillCallahanCanSuckMyHairyWhiteAss.com, .net, .org, .uk and .gov sites to Paris Hilton porn video distributor.
* Three teams purposely lose their "Rivalry Saturday" games in the hopes of getting an invitation to the bowl Michigan is projected to attend.
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posted by Yost @ 1/09/2006 10:16:00 PM
Michigan's Bowl Opponent After the 2003 Season:
Southern Cal
Results the Following Year:
* Team goes undefeated
* Crushes overrated Oklahoma in Orange Bowl
* National Champions
* QB wins the Heisman Trophy, parties at Playboy Mansion and nails more beautiful women than all other football players combined
* Head coach declared greatest coach in college football history and son of God
Michigan's Bowl Opponent After the 2004 Season:
Texas
Results the Following Year:
* Team goes undefeated
* Defeats USC in Rose Bowl in spite of - or perhaps becasue of - slavish Trojan-worship from sports media
* National Champions
* QB is Heisman Trophy runner-up. But after rushing for 200 yards, passing for 250+ and scoring 3 TDs in BCS game, declared greatest athlete ever. Downtown Athletic Club asks for trophy back from Reggie Bush.
* Head coach praised, millions of Texans deny ever wanting him fired as MackBrownCanSuckMyHairyWhiteAss.com, .net, .org, .uk and .gov websites are shuttered overnight.
Michigan's Bowl Opponent Following the 2005 Season:
Nebraska
Which Means Next Season:
* Team goes undefeated
* In Fiesta Bowl, Huskers embarrass Notre Dame (who get into BCS title game despite 8-3 record having leap frogged over 6 undefeated teams after stirring win vs. Navy) proving Irish still aren't quite back in spite of media darling and ESPN/Beano Cook oral sex recepient status
* QB throws for more passing yards than any college quarterback ever. Several games won without a single rushing play. Running the ball declared obsolete.
* Head coach proclaimed a genius, selected Coach of the Year, granted exception to make throat-slashing gestures in NCAA rulebook.
* Nebraskans ask, "Who's Tom Osborne?" and sell BillCallahanCanSuckMyHairyWhiteAss.com, .net, .org, .uk and .gov sites to Paris Hilton porn video distributor.
* Three teams purposely lose their "Rivalry Saturday" games in the hopes of getting an invitation to the bowl Michigan is projected to attend.
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