Roxy
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The Easter Bunny
A man was blissfully driving along, when he saw the
Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He
swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of
eggs went flying all over the place. The driver, being a
sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the
side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the
Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the Bunny was
dead.
The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman
driving down the same road saw the man crying and pulled
over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was
wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I
accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may
not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly
what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray
can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and Sprayed
the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life,
jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its
paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards
away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and
hopped on down the road another 50 yards, then turned,
waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman,
"What was it that you sprayed on the Easter
Bunny?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could
read the label...
It said: Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair.
Adds permanent wave.
A man was blissfully driving along, when he saw the
Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He
swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of
eggs went flying all over the place. The driver, being a
sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the
side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the
Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the Bunny was
dead.
The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman
driving down the same road saw the man crying and pulled
over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was
wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I
accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may
not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly
what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray
can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and Sprayed
the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life,
jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its
paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards
away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and
hopped on down the road another 50 yards, then turned,
waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman,
"What was it that you sprayed on the Easter
Bunny?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could
read the label...
It said: Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair.
Adds permanent wave.
:moreinteresting