The first time.

[huskernumerouno]

It was my first time ever

And I'll never forget

I'd do it again

Without a single regret.

The sky was dark

The moon was high

We were all alone

Just she and I.

Her hair was soft

Her eyes were blue

I knew just what

She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers

Down her spine.

I didn't know how

But I tried my best

I started by placing

My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear

My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart.

And when I did it

I felt no shame

All at once

The white stuff came.

At last it's finished

It's all over now

My first time ever

At milking a cow...

 

[AZ4NE1]

Cows have Blue eyes and soft hair? <_<

 

[T_O_Bull]

:clap :clap :clap

 

[AR Husker Fan]

Cows have Blue eyes and soft hair? <_<

What - you never saw a picture of Anna Nicole Smith?

 

[huskeraddict]

Cows have Blue eyes and soft hair? <_<

What - you never saw a picture of Anna Nicole Smith?

Ba-Zing

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Cows have Blue eyes and soft hair? <_<

What - you never saw a picture of Anna Nicole Smith?

:laughpound :laughpound :laughpound

 

[huskernumerouno]

Cows have Blue eyes and soft hair? <_<

It must have been the blow up cow drowning is partial to.

 

[HUSKER 37]

Cows have Blue eyes and soft hair? <_<

What - you never saw a picture of Anna Nicole Smith?

Anna Nicole Smith

Birth Name: Vickie Lynn Hogan

Born: November 28, 1967

Birthplace: Houston, Texas, USA

Height: (5ft 11in)

Eye Color: Hazel I'm surprised I ever noticed, but I thought they were brown.

Maybe you were thinking:

Miss Piggy with a costume malfunction.

(Caution..Not safe for Work if you work with puppets)

 

[huskernumerouno]

huckfusker will be down loading that picture

 

[Chef K]

Cows have Blue eyes and soft hair? <_<

Man if that aint an open statement.......................

 

[sarge87]

Cows have Blue eyes and soft hair? <_<

Man if that aint an open statement.......................

:blink: :lol: :laughpound :rollin