THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

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THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN

THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH

& HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY

GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE

IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND,

CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!

DANGEROUS:

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

SAFER:

CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?

SAFEST:

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS:

ARE YOU WEARING THAT?

SAFER:

WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!

SAFEST:

WOW! LOOK AT YOU!

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS:

WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?

SAFER:

COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?

SAFEST:

HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS:

SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?

SAFER:

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.

SAFEST:

CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS:

WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?

SAFER:

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.

SAFEST:

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE.

12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9. PASS MY SWEATS

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

11. PACK MY STUFF

12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!!

...OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!!

&&& REMEMBER: MONEY TALKS..... BUT CHOCOLATE ROCKS!!

 
ninersgirl said:
THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN

THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH

& HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY

GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE

IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND,

CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!

DANGEROUS:

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

SAFER:

CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?

SAFEST:

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS:

ARE YOU WEARING THAT?

SAFER:

WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!

SAFEST:

WOW! LOOK AT YOU!

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS:

WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?

SAFER:

COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?

SAFEST:

HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS:

SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?

SAFER:

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.

SAFEST:

CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS:

WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?

SAFER:

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.

SAFEST:

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE.

12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9. PASS MY SWEATS

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

11. PACK MY STUFF

12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!!

...OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!!

&&& REMEMBER: MONEY TALKS..... BUT CHOCOLATE ROCKS!!
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you forgot #13

PMS=Mad Cow Disease

 
husker rob said:
ninersgirl said:
THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN

THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH

& HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY

GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE

IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND,

CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!

DANGEROUS:

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

SAFER:

CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?

SAFEST:

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS:

ARE YOU WEARING THAT?

SAFER:

WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!

SAFEST:

WOW! LOOK AT YOU!

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS:

WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?

SAFER:

COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?

SAFEST:

HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS:

SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?

SAFER:

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.

SAFEST:

CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS:

WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?

SAFER:

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.

SAFEST:

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!

ULTRA SAFE:

HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE.

12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9. PASS MY SWEATS

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

11. PACK MY STUFF

12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!!

...OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!!

&&& REMEMBER: MONEY TALKS..... BUT CHOCOLATE ROCKS!!
Click to expand...
you forgot #13

PMS=Mad Cow Disease
Click to expand...
:rollin :rollin :rollin

 
I cant believe that no one other than UNO responded to PMS=Mad Cow Disease

thats funny stuff right there, i dont care who you are, thats funny

thats as funny as midgets running track

 
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