The Official Bad Joke Thread

[The Maudfather]

OK, so I heard this one while on a cruise to the Bahamas a few weeks ago...

What kind of bee produces milk?

**Insert Suspense**

Answer: A Boo-Bee

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

:facepalm:

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Why doesn't a rooster wear pants?

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Because his pecker's on his head!!!

:laughpound

 

[redout22]

OK, so I heard this one while on a cruise to the Bahamas a few weeks ago...

What kind of bee produces milk?

**Insert Suspense**

Answer: A Boo-Bee

I actually laughed at that one

 

[Igetbored216]

OK, so I heard this one while on a cruise to the Bahamas a few weeks ago...

What kind of bee produces milk?

**Insert Suspense**

Answer: A Boo-Bee

I actually laughed at that one

Me too. It's so bad that's it's good!

 

[The Maudfather]

OK, so there are two fish in a fish tank, and the 1st fish looks to the other and says, "Hey, You know how to drive this thing??"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ....fish TANK, get it?

 

[huKSer]

OK, so there are two fish in a fish tank, and the 1st fish looks to the other and says, "Hey, You know how to drive this thing??"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ....fish TANK, get it?

Get that from the salt water aquarium guy?