The OFFICIAL Chappelle's Show Quote Thread...

killer cacti

killer cacti

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Come on, I know you guys watched this show. Hell, I have both season's dvds.

A few of my favorite:

From The World Series of Dice (probably my favorite sketch):

  • "When I leave, come together like butt cheeks" -Grits & Gravy
  • "What's my name? Leonard Washington. Where I'm from? A little town called none of your gd business" -Leonard Washington
  • "Now go upstairs and put on some lotion" -robber played by Charlie Murphy (in reference to Ashy Larry)
  • "I bought my mama a car, and spent the rest on PCP." -Grits & Gravy (when asked what he spent his winnings on)


But my all-time favorite quote from the show is:

I probably could do this all afternoon and take all of the good quotes, but that would be no fun for anyone else. So come on, let's hear your favorites!

 
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"M-A-R-S, mars b*tches!" - Black Bush episode

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and fill Buck Nasty's mommas water bowl." - Player haters ball episode

I know there's more but I can't think of them right now.

 
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Buck Nasty: "Actually you better watch your mouth white boy, before I shove these gators up your a$$ and show yo' insides some style." - "Time Haters"

 
"Shoulda never givin you n*ggas money!" - Rick James episode.

"It's me I'm the herpes, see you in hell motherf*ckers!" - Kneehigh Park episode

 
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"Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?" - Prince during the basketball game

 
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway? - Tyrone Biggums

Hey, it's white boy, ok who ordered the pizza. Hey white boy find the square root of this room. - Tron

Game, blouses. - Prince

Skeet Skeet Skeet!

 
You need to diversify yo bonds, n***a.

This aint trading places n***a, this is real f***in life!

Protect ya dagnabit neck! -GZA

 
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"But if I could be real, son?"

"Oh, be real, son."

"But if I could be real real, son...the ni&&@ tried to kill my father."

"Say word the ni&&@ tried to kill your father"

*Screams* "THE NI&&@ TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!!!"

 
Frontline: Racist Hollywood animals-

"Flipper? I knew him as James, the n*****-hatin' dolphin!"

In the pool: "RUN! IT'S JAMES! THE N*****-HATIN' DOLPHIN!"

And I had to copy this from IMDb, but:

Chad: Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie.

Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.

Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.

Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie.

 
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