The Pee Chat

[Enhance]

You're in a bathroom at work, using the urinal, and a coworker you know (but don't know very well) says hello and initiates small talk. I mean... you at best know this person's name and their general job function.

Reaction?

 

[ColoradoHusk]

Simple rule: No chatting in the bathroom, except for at the sink washing your hands.

If you are at the urinal or on the crapper, it should be complete silence, even if your best work friend is in there.

 

[BigRedBuster]

This never gets old.

 

[NUance]

Eh, I dunno. I probly wouldn't initiate the conversation. But it wouldn't be a bid deal to respond if someone talked to me while I'm taking a leak.

 

[Stumpy1]

Sword Fight?

 

[huKSer]

Moraine?

 

[PaulCrewe]

Piss on his foot. That'll shut him up

 

[Street Novelist]

When my d!(k is hanging out of my pants, I'm not in the mood for conversation. end of story

 

[Mierin]

Reaction: is spontaneous penis-growth normal in an adult woman?

Can I replicate this phenomenon and make billions of dollars selling my secret to transgender males wanting to make the transition?

What do vaginas feel like to a penis?

How does a urinal work?

Penises don't feel good in panties.

Will my fiancé dump me?

What's the heaviest thing I can hold up when it's erect without it hurting?

How many times do I have to shake it before the pee drops stop?

 

[Enhance]

^^Nominating for post of the year.

 

[Enhance]

I'll admit that I hate the Pee Chat. It's uncomfortable even if you know the person well.

We're all in there to discharge bodily waste. Let's just leave it at that!

 

[teachercd]

It bothers me zero.

 

[BigRedBuster]

Reaction: is spontaneous penis-growth normal in an adult woman?

Well, it usually grows before it's in an adult woman.

 

[Mierin]

I don't like it when people talk to me when I'm peeing, and that's from the comfort of a private stall.

 

[knapplc]

How many times do I have to shake it before the pee drops stop?

If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.