The Polite Way To Pee

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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, to whom I hope to introduce you after dinner."

The teacher fainted...

 
It reminds me of one of my favorite scenes, from the movie "My Favorite Year". Peter O'Toole plays a drunken, philandering movie star who is to appear on one of the live comedy shows of the fifties. During rehersal, he enters a bathroom, not noticing it's the ladies' room. A woman see him and the following conversation ensues:

Lady: "Hey, this is for women only!"

O'Toole (sound of pants unzipping): "So is this, madam - but I have to run a little water through it every now and then."

 
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