the real problem with Husker football

godd2

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i have read a lot of things from BC to pedersen to solich to cosgrov being the problem with this team and its lack of dominence. but i am ready to start the conversation that nobody has the bells to. The real reason we have lost our edge our intimidation our pride is because in the 90's the athletic dept switch to the new Herbie husker!!!!!!

i mean look at the new herbie!! he looks like the gay cowboy from the village people. mascots are not suppose to wear tight jeans and show off their HGH enhanced muscles. I hate it..it is an embarressment!! the only thing worse would to not even go all out and just put the head of a p*ssy cat on some nerd's head, ie KSUcks.

think about our players going against USC. They have a guy with a sword...they have a guy mounted on a horse looking over the players. We have herbie getting done at the local YMCA prancing around. No wonder our linemen cant block, they are hearing it from the other team. Damn it how much longer must this go on????

so i move that we dont worry about the coaches and the players but go after the real problem. I move we start a ThrowHerbieOut.com site and take care of this right now so that we can get back to nebraska dominence!!!!!!

 
i have read a lot of things from BC to pedersen to solich to cosgrov being the problem with this team and its lack of dominence. but i am ready to start the conversation that nobody has the bells to. The real reason we have lost our edge our intimidation our pride is because in the 90's the athletic dept switch to the new Herbie husker!!!!!!

i mean look at the new herbie!! he looks like the gay cowboy from the village people. mascots are not suppose to wear tight jeans and show off their HGH enhanced muscles. I hate it..it is an embarressment!! the only thing worse would to not even go all out and just put the head of a p*ssy cat on some nerd's head, ie KSUcks.

think about our players going against USC. They have a guy with a sword...they have a guy mounted on a horse looking over the players. We have herbie getting done at the local YMCA prancing around. No wonder our linemen cant block, they are hearing it from the other team. Damn it how much longer must this go on????

so i move that we dont worry about the coaches and the players but go after the real problem. I move we start a ThrowHerbieOut.com site and take care of this right now so that we can get back to nebraska dominence!!!!!!
At least we are better than Stanford. They have a little pine tree running around. I can't concentrate on football when I see that.

 
After watching the Oregon Duck kick another mascot's butt, I think we need Herbie to kick another team's mascot's butt in order to receive some "street credit" among the other mascots. Word would get out to all of the mascots, which would instill fear into opposing teams when they come to Lincoln.

 
i am just afraid "kicking butt" is not what this herbie would do.....bring back the traditional herbie

 
I don't know if anyone else saw this outside Memorial Stadium before the game, but there was a dude dressed in a full chicken costume running around with a "Another Broken Condom" sign, and he was awesome! Maybe he could be hired to be our mascot for our defense.

 
i have read a lot of things from BC to pedersen to solich to cosgrov being the problem with this team and its lack of dominence. but i am ready to start the conversation that nobody has the bells to. The real reason we have lost our edge our intimidation our pride is because in the 90's the athletic dept switch to the new Herbie husker!!!!!!

i mean look at the new herbie!! he looks like the gay cowboy from the village people. mascots are not suppose to wear tight jeans and show off their HGH enhanced muscles. I hate it..it is an embarressment!! the only thing worse would to not even go all out and just put the head of a p*ssy cat on some nerd's head, ie KSUcks.

think about our players going against USC. They have a guy with a sword...they have a guy mounted on a horse looking over the players. We have herbie getting done at the local YMCA prancing around. No wonder our linemen cant block, they are hearing it from the other team. Damn it how much longer must this go on????

so i move that we dont worry about the coaches and the players but go after the real problem. I move we start a ThrowHerbieOut.com site and take care of this right now so that we can get back to nebraska dominence!!!!!!

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That is funny as hell! Good job, I needed that..... Wait Herbie Husker is my dogs name... dammit. (It honestly is)

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

 
i have read a lot of things from BC to pedersen to solich to cosgrov being the problem with this team and its lack of dominence. but i am ready to start the conversation that nobody has the bells to. The real reason we have lost our edge our intimidation our pride is because in the 90's the athletic dept switch to the new Herbie husker!!!!!!

i mean look at the new herbie!! he looks like the gay cowboy from the village people. mascots are not suppose to wear tight jeans and show off their HGH enhanced muscles. I hate it..it is an embarressment!! the only thing worse would to not even go all out and just put the head of a p*ssy cat on some nerd's head, ie KSUcks.

think about our players going against USC. They have a guy with a sword...they have a guy mounted on a horse looking over the players. We have herbie getting done at the local YMCA prancing around. No wonder our linemen cant block, they are hearing it from the other team. Damn it how much longer must this go on????

so i move that we dont worry about the coaches and the players but go after the real problem. I move we start a ThrowHerbieOut.com site and take care of this right now so that we can get back to nebraska dominence!!!!!!
Get rid of Brokback Herbie and a bonfire for Lil' Red.

 
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