The Starting Lineup Campaign Thread

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knapplc

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You asked for it, here it is. Use this thread for all your madcap campaigning for a Starting Lineup position.

 
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I believe you should nominate me for gunner, I think we can all agree I'm an idiot.

Defense Special Teamer (Gunner):

1) Insane - Have you ever seen these idiots play football? They run as fast as they possibly can down the field in order to run into an oncoming wedge/defender head on! But, busting up a wedge to allow another player to make the tackle on the returner is very important. This poster probably has some weird and wild ideas, but still get the job done. Eric Martin is just the most recent example of this position, but Brandon Rigoni may be the best.

 
Abdullah the Butcher said:
I believe you should nominate me for gunner, I think we can all agree I'm an idiot.

Defense Special Teamer (Gunner):

1) Insane - Have you ever seen these idiots play football? They run as fast as they possibly can down the field in order to run into an oncoming wedge/defender head on! But, busting up a wedge to allow another player to make the tackle on the returner is very important. This poster probably has some weird and wild ideas, but still get the job done. Eric Martin is just the most recent example of this position, but Brandon Rigoni may be the best.
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Should have just stopped there.

 
What's the record for number of times being suspended but not banned?

I feel like that deserves me special recognition for my services rendered.

 
I commuted his sentence, something we've done before.

I probably shouldn't have given him a month in the first place. For posting a profanity-laced video (which he knows better than to do) I should have given him a week. He's had more than a week, so we're moving on.

 
I thought it was for asking people what their favorite bible verse was! You mean my persecution complex has no basis?

 
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