The Super Big Horrible Amazing Pat Sajak Scandal

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knapplc

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So... Pat Sajak, many years ago, used to swill down some margaritas with Vanna White before taping Wheel of Fortune, and he hosted the show drunk.

This tremendously important bit of information was disclosed to a shocked world recently in an interview. The story was swiftly picked up by every major and minor news outlet, and posted just about everywhere I get my news.

Reuters

ABC

FOX

CNN

The list goes on.

I ask you - do you care? Does anyone care? Why is this "news?"

 
I'm pretty sure I could do that job drunk.

And it would be fun knock back a few drinks with Vanna White. The circa 1985 Vanna anyway.

 
I'm pretty sure she's about 200 years old now. Still a fox.

 
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I memorialized Vanna in the HB Daily Skin forum:

NUance said:
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Young Vanna White.

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Old Vanna White. She's gotta be 50-something here. Age is a b!^@h, man.
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I know MY ears perked up a little when I heard mention of Pat Sajak on the radio this morning..but until now, hadn't heard what he was mentioned for.

I guess I was sorta interested Mainly because of a Nurse that my buddy's Wife set me up with 23? years ago just recently left her husband that she was engaged to at the time..My buddy said her Husband looked like a drunk Pat Sajak...I remember my fav. body part got scratched by her engagement ring which made me suddenly remember a promise I made myself when I was still a virgin.

Anyway, we reconnected on FB a couple of weeks ago and I finally saw a picture of him...Closer than I thought it would be.

 
HUSKER 37 said:
I remember my fav. body part got scratched by her engagement ring which made me suddenly remember a promise I made myself when I was still a virgin.
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Okay buddy. I don't think we're done here. Your favorite body part scratched by her engagement ring? We need a few more details on this little episode. :lol:

 
If I had a chance to swill a few Margaritas with Vanna, well I don't have much self-dicipline when it comes to good looking women. I apologize to my dear sweet wife but I'd be ordering a pitcher full in a heart beat.

T_O_B

G>B>R

 
I personally don't care. He's the host of a tv game show, not a surgeon, engineer or some other profession where he has actual responsibilities to the general public.

 
NUance said:
HUSKER 37 said:
I remember my fav. body part got scratched by her engagement ring which made me suddenly remember a promise I made myself when I was still a virgin.
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Okay buddy. I don't think we're done here. Your favorite body part scratched by her engagement ring? We need a few more details on this little episode. :lol:
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rawhide said:
no ya dont :D
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(I tried to stay away from this one).

Let's just say that her aim wasn't too good on my waterbed after she tried to get me drunk. (do they still have those?)

 
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