The Type of Guy Thread

[Thanks_Tom RR]

I know we have a thread for sick burns, but thought I would share this subgenre of slams. Time for some friendly putdowns.

MattyIce, the type of guy to pretend to continue a conversation after someone hangs up.

NUance, the type of guy to not eat during a date to avoid spilling on his keyboard.

StPaulHusker, the type of guy to send back gazpacho to be heated up.

Takoda, the type of guy to subtweet his restaurant reviews.

RedRedJarvisRedwine, the type of guy to fart in the bathtub and bite at the bubbles. Funzanoon!

 

[Redux]

Thanks_Tom is the type of guy who will drive around the parking lot again even though he was waiting for a car to leave because the car behind him is getting impatient.

 

[Thanks_Tom RR]

1995Redux, the type of guy to write his name in his underwear with a glitter sharpie.

 

[Redux]

1995Redux, the type of guy to write his name in his underwear with a glitter sharpie.

So you're the type of guy who has been going through my underwear drawer...

 

[Thanks_Tom RR]

Just to get ideas for your Christmas present.

 

[ADS]

Zrod the type of guy to take a woman out to a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again.

 

[Thanks_Tom RR]

teachercd, the type of guy to straighten another man's tie.

 

[Stumpy1]

ADS, the type of guy that washes his vehicle every other day but never cleans the inside.

 

[Stumpy1]

Redux, the type of guy that lets his wife give him a pearl necklace.

 

[Scratchtown]

Stumpy, the type of guy that tells women he meets about how swole he got after his workout.

 

[Redux]

ADS is the type of guy to play it off like he got a cramp when he blows too soon.

Stumpy is the type of guy that pretends to believe ADS when he fakes a cramp.

Coach Power'T is the type of guy that hangs his pants up on the door when he goes to drop a deuce.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

I'm the type of guy that'll sleep with another mans woman and then buy him supper! Am I doing it right guys!!??!??!

 

[Stumpy1]

I'm the type of guy that'll sleep with another mans woman and then buy him supper! Am I doing it right guys!!??!??!

Sounds like a fair deal.

 

[Redux]

I'm the type of guy that'll sleep with another mans woman and then buy him supper! Am I doing it right guys!!??!??!

Steak?

 

[JJ Husker]

Redux is the type of guy that, when going to lunch in a group, would order a whole lobster, appetizer, wine and dessert, while everyone else was having a burger & fries with water.