Top Ten C & W song titles

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Top Ten Country Western Songs
 


 

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
 

And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1.. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My a$$ All Day
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
It's just a list I was emailed and take no credit for its creation. If it was already discussed on Leno or Letterman sorry for the duplication of effort
 
 
 
does that satisfy everyone
 



 
It’s not a song title, but I kinda like the lyrics of Toby Keith’s C&W classic, “Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue” that came out shortly after 911:

Oh, justice will be served and the battle will rage,

This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage.

An' you'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A.

'Cos we'll put a boot in your a$$, it's the American way.

 
Here's another for ya Rawhide:

"These Colors Don't Run"

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I got Ol' Glory hanging out in my garage

And one on the chrome post flying in my yard

I got a patch on my jacket - says 101st

And a sticker on my bumper says don't mess with her

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

I HOLD 'EM DEAR TO MY HEART

WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT

I STAND UP AND FIGHT

FOR EVERY STAR AND EVERY STRIPE

YEAH, I'M A PROUD SUPPORTER OF THE MEN AND THE WOMEN

WHO RISK THEIR LIVES FOR OUR CAUSE

LET ME TELL YA SON

WE'RE STILL NUMBER ONE

AND THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

I pledge allegiance to this nation and the eagle flyin' high

I'm the first to shoot off fireworks on the Fourth of July

And God bless the people who love this great land

Ah, when it comes to freedom, UNITED WE STAND

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

I HOLD 'EM DEAR TO MY HEART

WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT

I STAND UP AND FIGHT

FOR EVERY STAR AND EVERY STRIPE

YEAH, I'M A PROUD SUPPORTER OF THE MEN AND THE WOMEN

WHO RISK THEIR LIVES FOR OUR CAUSE

LET ME TELL YOU SON

WE'RE STILL NUMBER ONE

AND THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

--pause--

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

I'M A PROUD SUPPORTER OF THE MEN AND THE WOMEN

WHO RISK THEIR LIVES FOR OUR CAUSE

LET ME TELL YOU SON

WE'RE STILL NUMBER ONE

AND THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

WE NEVER WILL, WE NEVER HAVE

AND YOU BETTER BE GLAD

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

T_O_B

:bigredn:

 
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