Top Ten Colorado Excuses

[Siouxperman]

Let's go potential Letterman writers....Pound out this top ten...

TOP TEN COLORADO EXCUSES

#10. Spent two weeks practicing "coin toss"...

 

[dbetz23]

#9 Spent too much time trying to find out where Montana State's campus is and if they really had a football team. :lol:

 

[Siouxperman]

#8. Those Montana State guys kept shoving us.

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

#7: Our cheerleaders were drunk

 

[Chef K]

#6. Football team was feelin' down after cancellation of rape 101 class.

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

#5: We just plain suck

 

[dbetz23]

#4 We are making our transition to Division 2, give us a break.

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

#3: Our fans were drunk

 

[dbetz23]

#2 I thought it was golf, lowest score wins.

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

#1: We're Colorado. 'Nuff said

 

[Siouxperman]

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON;;;

1. IT'S HARD TO CATCH THE BALL WHEN YOU'RE COVERED IN STRIPPER OIL!~

 

[Siouxperman]

Ok, all further excuses to go under the heading: Additional Excuses

Additional Excuse #1: Stayed up late the night before watching "Punky Brewster"

 

[HSKRNOKC]

#3 Fans are now pelting their own team with batteries and p*ss bombs.

 

[huskerdavo]

additional excuse#2

"Our coach spends more time with the hippies than at practice. But at least he can laugh off our loses."

 

[Siouxperman]

This topic should really pick up when many of you come home

hammered this evening...LOL