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Top Ten Messages Left On Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's Answering Machine:
No. 10: "For 10 grand can you make me Pope?"
No. 9: "Hello, is this the Blog-o-bloga-a-da-go-bl-vipivh residence?"
No. 8: "Hi, it's O.J. Wanna be cellmates?"
No. 7: "Oh, I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong Blagojevich."
No. 6: "Hi, it's Larry Craig -- did I hear something about a Senator's seat being available?"
No. 5: "I'm calling about your Senate seat on Craigslist. Want to trade for a futon?"
No. 4: "Hey, it's Cheney -- Damn even I think you're sleazy."
No. 3: "You really Blagojevich'd your political career."
No. 2: "I'm guessing you didn't spend the bribe money on that haircut."
And the Number 1 message left on Rod Blagojevich's Answering Machine...
No. 1: "It's Sarah Palin. Thanks for replacing me as the country's most embarrassing governor!"
No. 10: "For 10 grand can you make me Pope?"
No. 9: "Hello, is this the Blog-o-bloga-a-da-go-bl-vipivh residence?"
No. 8: "Hi, it's O.J. Wanna be cellmates?"
No. 7: "Oh, I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong Blagojevich."
No. 6: "Hi, it's Larry Craig -- did I hear something about a Senator's seat being available?"
No. 5: "I'm calling about your Senate seat on Craigslist. Want to trade for a futon?"
No. 4: "Hey, it's Cheney -- Damn even I think you're sleazy."
No. 3: "You really Blagojevich'd your political career."
No. 2: "I'm guessing you didn't spend the bribe money on that haircut."
And the Number 1 message left on Rod Blagojevich's Answering Machine...
No. 1: "It's Sarah Palin. Thanks for replacing me as the country's most embarrassing governor!"
