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[HUSKER 37]

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In Nebraska

It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

In Waterloo, barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7am and 7pm.

In Omaha, barbers are forbidden from shaving their customers' chests.

If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested.

It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

In Nevada

In Nyala, a man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

In Eureka, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.

Everyone walking on the streets of Elko is required to wear a mask.

 

[huskernation20]

Wow that is Totally Useless, I just wasted 1 minute of my life that I can't have back now! Thanks! :dumdum

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

So belching childeren at church is illegal? How about farting dads? :clap

My dad did this then smacked me in the back of the head and said "knock that off". You know those slaps that sound very loud but really don't hurt. I laugh now, but reallly hated it when he did that (several times). Thinking back, most at church probably caught on that it was him by the sh*t eating grin on his face.

:laughpound

 

[strigori]

Wow...

Idaho

* Boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds.

I'm guessing there are some hefty women in Idaho...

Indiana

* Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.

What exactly are those ND kids doing...

Kansas

* In Lang, it is illegal to ride a mule down Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.

*Boggle*

Kentucky

* State law stipulates that a person is considered sober until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

* It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.

* In Kentucky it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than 6 feet long

Ahh Kentucky, cant you just hear the banjos now

Tennessee

* Also in Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."

Beware the women driver..

 

[AR Husker Fan]

***SNIP***
Tennessee

* Also in Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."

Beware the women driver..

There's an amendment to the US Constitution in there somewhere...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Kentucky

* State law stipulates that a person is considered sober until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

Haha!! Many nights I've tried to keep myself from falling off the earth.

 

[AR Husker Fan]

Kentucky

* State law stipulates that a person is considered sober until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

Haha!! Many nights I've tried to keep myself from falling off the earth.

Give up the fat broads...

 

[HUSKER 37]

Kentucky

* State law stipulates that a person is considered sober until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

Haha!! Many nights I've tried to keep myself from falling off the earth.

Give up the fat broads...

Nahhh.

Sounds like he needs the extra gravitational pull.

I vaguely remember a wedding reception or class reunion? at the Holdrege Country Club (Golf Course).

Aiming (vomit) for the 4th hole and being concerned that the grass on the green was cut way too short to hang on to...I then crawled over to the rough and interlocked my fingers with a couple handfulls of long bladed grass and hung on for dear life :wasted .

 

[Micheal]

Kentucky

* State law stipulates that a person is considered sober until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

Haha!! Many nights I've tried to keep myself from falling off the earth.

Give up the fat broads...

Nahhh.

Sounds like he needs the extra gravitational pull.

I vaguely remember a wedding reception or class reunion? at the Holdrege Country Club (Golf Course).

Aiming (vomit) for the 4th hole and being concerned that the grass on the green was cut way too short to hang on to...I then crawled over to the rough and interlocked my fingers with a couple handfulls of long bladed grass and hung on for dear life :wasted .

well looks like you havent fell off the face of the earth yet