TWOS leaks the Spring Game scoring format

[knapplc]

@TunnelWalkShame 's #SpringGamePointSystem

• Imani gets 5 points for every crushed skull.
  
• -3 points for Carl Pelini trying to take the Drug-Free Pledge at halftime.
  
• 4 points for every play Ameer Abdullah is used as a decoy to avoid injury for F's sake.
  
• Successfully land a 50-yard pass in Kenny Bell's afro? You've just earned 8 points, @johnnystanton5!
  
• Shell game with a football hidden in the shirt of Jake, Sam or Barney Cotton. Guess right? 10 points!
  
• One point for every yard you can toss Josh Mitchell.
  
• Find Tim Miles and give him a wedgie and Bo will award your team an automatic victory.
  
• And finally, everybody's favorite halftime entertainment game...
  

NAME!

THAT!

MARTINEZ!

(Answer is always Drake)

 

[GSG]

Johnny Stanton IV ‏@johnnystanton5 27m

Yay! “@TunnelWalkShame: Successfully land a 50-yard pass in Kenny Bell's afro? You've just earned 8 points, @johnnystanton5!”

 

[Landlord]

I guffawed at the Carl bullet point.

 

[kchusker_chris]

• -3 points for Carl Pelini trying to take the Drug-Free Pledge at halftime.
  

PURE GOLD JERRY!</p>

 

[ZRod]

I guffawed at the Carl bullet point.

I had to look that word up...

 

[onlyHskrfaninIL]

I refuse to watch now this is preposterous!