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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me. It was
her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini
skirts, and generally was bra-less.
One day 'little sister' called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word ... damn!
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs
at me. Oh double damn!
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,
and quickly headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed
our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me. It was
her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini
skirts, and generally was bra-less.
One day 'little sister' called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word ... damn!
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs
at me. Oh double damn!
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,
and quickly headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed
our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
