What Brought Us Joy? Minnesota / Colorado Edition

We only lost by 20 some to the most bestest greatest team of the decade of the century forever and ever in perpetuity, Amen. The media told me so. They have 6 Heisman winners this year alone. Deion will win the butkus, rimington, and just for good measure, Bednarik as a coach. I'd type more, but I have 4 interviews to watch that Prime gave to the major networks regarding the dump he took after partaking in the craft service salad bar when filming his latest Aflac commercial. 

Merry f@$%ing Christmas! Holy s@%t, where's the Tylenol?

 
Abso-f#&%in-lutely
A portion of the vocal base needs a good punch in the nose. 

Some watery eyes, a bloody nose. Clear their heads. So they can realize it's college football, for 3 hours on a Saturday.     

Some fans need to step back from the ledge.   

 
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