Big Red? They're YOOGE! Their tradition, their brand? YOOGE! They are about WINNING! They're not LOSERS! I mean, back in the day, they did so much winning it would make your head spin! I know many Husker fans, they like me, they've been nice to me and all I can say is that they are very nice people, sensational people! I remember that coach they used to have. What was his name? Ah, can't remember, but the guy was YOOGE! A Legend, that guy. A little low energy, but YOOGE! But did you see the FACE on that last guy?! Is that the face of a head coach!? And the new coach, he makes The Legend look like the ENERGIZER BUNNY!
They say Nebraska has been down for awhile, but believe me, my people, I've got tremendous people, the BEST people you can ever imagine, and they are looking into this and getting back to me. Did I tell you I went to the Wharton School of Economics!? Well, I'm smart, I'm really smart, and I don't know if you noticed, but I'm really really successful, and I'm really RICH! And I want to put whatever it is between my ears, this special thing to work for YOU, Husker Nation! You will have so much winning you will be bored with winning!
And last but not least, I will build a WALL around the state of Iowa and make them pay for it!
I WANT TO MAKE BIG RED GREAT AGAIN!