Question: Does Barney the dinosaur get full ride scholarships for BJ, Baby Bop, and Riff? Because Barney can afford to put them through school on his own dime and not take up scholarships best used somewhere else.
Very tough decision. In the end, it was a coin flip between the dinosaur and Fife. I went with Fife because he's in law enforcement, in uniform, and armed, so at the very least he has command presence on the sideline.