Which mascot would win in a battle?

[Minnesota_husker]

Question proposed to Mike Leach... His answer is brilliant:

In a real life situation, which Big Ten mascot wins in a battle royal?

Also.. This is more offseason talk... but what the heck.. 
 

 

[Redux]

A train wins in fight every time

 

[BigRedBuster]

Illini and Scarlet Nights hands down.

 

[Ulty]

What the hell is a Buckeye gonna do, wait for you to walk under a tree and then fall on your head?

 

[GSG]

What the hell is a Buckeye gonna do, wait for you to walk under a tree and then fall on your head?

Maybe you're allergic to nuts

 

[Ulty]

Maybe you're allergic to nuts

Crap, didn't think about that. I voted for the Scarlet Knight, but tree nut allergies are more common these days. Tough call.

 

[308_Husker]

I love Mike Leach. Hell of a coach and I always hated playing him. I still have nightmares of him at tech (and that dreaded end around)

I think I remember him coming out and saying he was only going to single team Suh (in the middle of his monster Heisman-esque season) and Husker nation collectively eye rolled and chucklee.

Yeah, well, he beat us single teaming Suh and firmly beat us that season. Dude's a football coach if there ever was one.