After consluting (I spell-checked, and I'm ok with what I wrote) with Texas, Bebee has decided that Texas A&M-Corpus Christi and Abeline Christian University will be the new schools added to the Big Texas Conference. The only conditions are that only the University of Texas will be allowed to play the two new schools in sports, and in the rare occurrence that either said schools get close to beating the University of Texas, said teams will be either assassinated or instructed by paid-off University of Texas referees to establish a University of Texas win. After a brief depanting, all other Big Texas schools lowered their heads in shame and agreed to these conditions.