Why my childhood was ruined...

huskerdavo

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After close review of my internal grey mush matter I have determined that my life has taken an irreversible crash course because of one movie that should be banned, burned and all that hold it up on a cinematic pedestal to be hung by their sphincter from the highest building in their respective city.

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Why do parents subject minors to this damaging material....(insert gun in mouth)

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the crotch shot which will forever be burned into my retina eff bowie and his moose knuckle

a song that will ruin your life forever, dont click

 
Hahahaha...many times I've wondered about The Labrinyth and why Bowie decided it would be okay to make a kid's movie in which his package was the feature. Quite disturbing.

"Do you know the way through the Labrinyth?"

"No, I'm just a worm."

 
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:cry forever scarred :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry

 
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I clicked the link, damn I forgot about that song, wow, that's just bad. I have to admid, I did like the goblin city part of that movie.

Much better off with a movie like the Dark Crystal...

 
I totally forgot about this movie Davo and now I have to kill myself!!!! You know I have the means to do this right?! Thanks a lot now I can't get that freakin song out of my head!!!! The problem is I didn't click the link and it immediately went right into my head and now it's playing over and over again like some gay torture!!! :bang I also forgot about the movie Dark Crystal that was a good flick!!! :thumbs

 
I saw this when I was very young and I remember loving it! I'm 21 now and now I'm afraid of it. :ahhhhhhhh

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Here it is a day later and I still have this going thru my head, thanks a freak'n lot.

…you remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voo doo, Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe...

 
Here it is a day later and I still have this going thru my head, thanks a freak'n lot.

…you remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voo doo, Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe...
Dammit I was just trying to read the words of what you typed and I immediately went into the tempo of the song!!!!! :throw

 
Here it is a day later and I still have this going thru my head, thanks a freak'n lot.

…you remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voo doo, Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe...
Welcome to my demented life :corndance

 
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