Woman's Perfect Breakfast

Papersun87 you always post crap like that...tell us you are just kidding and that you like the female race..just once. We are not all evil ex-wives after all.

You would not be here if not for us. And I am assuming you are a male species of some sort.
Or maybe he really doesn't like women

 
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

My picture has been on the back of a milk carton for about 30 years now. I've been hiding out in Costa Rica with the 1975 Plamate of the year and three Hooters Girls who followed me home one night.

Glad to hear my wife is enjoying her coffee and cereal. Didn't know we had a daughter but I guess that's what pin up boys are for.

>>>T_O_B

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Maybe she's not your daughter?
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That's what I ment.

"Didn't know we had a daughter but I guess that's what pin up boys are for."

...and by the way I agree with BRI about loving women. I've been married twice. Still love my first wife, just couldn't live with her. She helped bring up two wonderful children and we are still friends and spend holidays, NFL Sundays and HUSKER SATURDAYS together. My present wife is the love of my life and I don't know what I would do without her.

...a second by the way. PMOY '75, Missy, Lizzie and Friskie all say "Hi," from Costa Rica. Fantasy can be fun but reality is where its at.

>>>T_O_B

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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

My picture has been on the back of a milk carton for about 30 years now. I've been hiding out in Costa Rica with the 1975 Plamate of the year and three Hooters Girls who followed me home one night.

Glad to hear my wife is enjoying her coffee and cereal. Didn't know we had a daughter but I guess that's what pin up boys are for.

>>>T_O_B

:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap
Maybe she's not your daughter?
:clap

That's what I ment.

"Didn't know we had a daughter but I guess that's what pin up boys are for."

...and by the way I agree with BRI about loving women. I've been married twice. Still love my first wife, just couldn't live with her. She helped bring up two wonderful children and we are still friends and spend holidays, NFL Sundays and HUSKER SATURDAYS together. My present wife is the love of my life and I don't know what I would do without her.

...a second by the way. PMOY '75, Missy, Lizzie and Friskie all say "Hi," from Costa Rica. Fantasy can be fun but reality is where its at.

>>>T_O_B

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Ohhh I thought you meant they were for your daughter!

 
Papersun87 you always post crap like that...tell us you are just kidding and that you like the female race..just once. We are not all evil ex-wives after all.

You would not be here if not for us. And I am assuming you are a male species of some sort.
Don't worry, it's all sarcasm.

 
:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

My picture has been on the back of a milk carton for about 30 years now. I've been hiding out in Costa Rica with the 1975 Plamate of the year and three Hooters Girls who followed me home one night.

Glad to hear my wife is enjoying her coffee and cereal. Didn't know we had a daughter but I guess that's what pin up boys are for.

>>>T_O_B

:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap
Maybe she's not your daughter?
:clap

That's what I ment.

"Didn't know we had a daughter but I guess that's what pin up boys are for."

...and by the way I agree with BRI about loving women. I've been married twice. Still love my first wife, just couldn't live with her. She helped bring up two wonderful children and we are still friends and spend holidays, NFL Sundays and HUSKER SATURDAYS together. My present wife is the love of my life and I don't know what I would do without her.

...a second by the way. PMOY '75, Missy, Lizzie and Friskie all say "Hi," from Costa Rica. Fantasy can be fun but reality is where its at.

>>>T_O_B

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Ohhh I thought you meant they were for your daughter!
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What would my Princess want with the PMOY '75 and 3 Hooters Girls? Shame on you.

>>>T_O_B

 
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