Women Golfers

sarge87

All-Conference
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her

ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The

ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his

groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could

relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man

replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping

his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened

his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful

massage for several long moments and asked,' How does that feel'?

He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.

 
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her

ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The

ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his

groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could

relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man

replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping

his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened

his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful

massage for several long moments and asked,' How does that feel'?

He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.
ill give it an 8

 
I think it's posted on here already..

And I responded with something like this:

A woman golfer suffers a nasty bee sting and runs into the clubhouse.

The Golf Pro greets her and asks,“What happened?”

“I got stung between the first and second hole,” replied the golfer.

The Golf pro replied, “Sounds like you need to close up your stance a little”.

 
I think it's posted on here already..

And I responded with something like this:

A woman golfer suffers a nasty bee sting and runs into the clubhouse.

The Golf Pro greets her and asks,“What happened?”

“I got stung between the first and second hole,” replied the golfer.

The Golf pro replied, “Sounds like you need to close up your stance a little”.
:clap :clap :clap

 
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