Would you eat a moth for USC tickets??

[Glendower]

A moth, yes.

A rat, no. A cockroach, no. A chinchilla, maybe.

I'd much sooner eat a rat! At least its anatomy is familiar and I'd figgure out a way to prepare it

 

[StillWatchin]

But would you stick a toothpick under your big toe nail and kick a wall as hard as you can....for USC/NU tickets?