Yelp Reviews

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When I get bored at work I will sometimes read Yelp reviews...first of all I am always shocked that people still post on Yelp...then I am shocked that I am reading them. I love the ones about Lincoln Bars. This one is about Barry's and seems totally wrong.

This is the bar in Lincoln that you go to if you're an underage teenager that wears Ed Hardy. Not only are all of their drinks a rip off, their bar tenders and "workers" (a pathetic excuse of security) are all under the age of 21 besides one man. They don't care about their customers and drink while on the job (which is illegal). If you're looking for the worst time of your life, I can guarantee you'll find it here. Cheers to you, Barry's!

 
Here is one for the Rail:

Do you like the smell of Axe body spray? If so, you'll LOVE this place. We were there in the off-season and even THEN it was obvious that this is the frattiest, most testosterone-laden bar in town

Though it wasn't busy, we found a corner that was beyond Minimum Safe Distance from the cluster of fratboys in case more of then showed up and they achieved Critical Mass.

We decided to get out of there as quickly as we could. Unfortunately our beers were gigantic (like they are at most college bars, since they cater to people who are trying to get as drunk as possible as fast as possible) so some of the Axe cloud (it's cologne, kiddos, a perfume!) wafted over onto our bodies and soaked into our clothes before we were able to make our escape.

 
Google 'sugar free gummy bears amazon reviews'

Most of them are about explosive diarrhea
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El Diaco said:
GSG5545 said:
Google 'sugar free gummy bears amazon reviews'

Most of them are about explosive diarrhea
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Those are great. I would be afraid to eat even one of them after reading those.
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My mom had a package for some reason at my parents place. My dad has a bit of a sweet tooth at times, so he goes and puts a dent in the bag. Needless to say he was confused as to why he had some really thunderous gas, and proceeded to spend the rest of the night on the toilet. Alcohol sugar is a b!^@h!
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