husker rob
All-American
You Bet Your Life...
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports
bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering
a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do
you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he
won't."
Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're
on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the
bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her
$20 to Bob, saying, "fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money;
I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but
I didn't think he'd do it again!"
Bob took the money.
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports
bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering
a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do
you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he
won't."
Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're
on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the
bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her
$20 to Bob, saying, "fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money;
I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but
I didn't think he'd do it again!"
Bob took the money.
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