You've been on television at least 3 times describing the sound of a
tornado.
You take pride in knowing that on Saturdays, Memorial stadium is the third
largest city in the state.
You brag to other Nebraskan's about being from Omaha.
You know how to pronounce Beatrice, Norfolk and Kearney.
"Back East" means Chicago.
You think pheasants are the most beautiful bird in the world.
You know that the statue on the dome of the state capital is actually sowing
seed - not bowling.
You can drive through towns like Wahoo with a straight face.
You know what "knee high by the Fourth of July" refers to.
You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance.
You consider using your life savings to go to the Colorado-Nebraska football
game.
There's a tornado warning and you go outside to watch for it.
You think the "Red Sea" refers to the football stadium on Saturdays.
Using the elevator involves a corn truck.
You know cow pies aren't made of beef.
You actually buy manure.
You listen to "Paul Harvey" every day at noon.
You can tell the smell of a skunk and the smell of a feed lot apart.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
highway.
You know several people who have hit a deer.
Your school classes were canceled because of the cold.
Your school classes were canceled because of the heat.
You switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition...
Example: "Where's my coat at?"
You can actually locate Nebraska on the United States map.
Detassling was your first job.
You voted for a football coach for Congress.
You can't understand why Johnny Carson ever left!!!
tornado.
You take pride in knowing that on Saturdays, Memorial stadium is the third
largest city in the state.
You brag to other Nebraskan's about being from Omaha.
You know how to pronounce Beatrice, Norfolk and Kearney.
"Back East" means Chicago.
You think pheasants are the most beautiful bird in the world.
You know that the statue on the dome of the state capital is actually sowing
seed - not bowling.
You can drive through towns like Wahoo with a straight face.
You know what "knee high by the Fourth of July" refers to.
You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance.
You consider using your life savings to go to the Colorado-Nebraska football
game.
There's a tornado warning and you go outside to watch for it.
You think the "Red Sea" refers to the football stadium on Saturdays.
Using the elevator involves a corn truck.
You know cow pies aren't made of beef.
You actually buy manure.
You listen to "Paul Harvey" every day at noon.
You can tell the smell of a skunk and the smell of a feed lot apart.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
highway.
You know several people who have hit a deer.
Your school classes were canceled because of the cold.
Your school classes were canceled because of the heat.
You switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition...
Example: "Where's my coat at?"
You can actually locate Nebraska on the United States map.
Detassling was your first job.
You voted for a football coach for Congress.
You can't understand why Johnny Carson ever left!!!
