you're in youngstown. it high noon. what to do?

[hack]

well, if you get there in time you can sign-up for *the* celebrity event of the summer...

Cardinal Mooney's 7th Annual Bocce Social!

... for only $135 you can be slammin' balls (ew!) with some of the HOTTEST names of college football. the stoops and the pelinis will both be there along with ZOMG! kirk herbstreit!!!

they say dreams don't come true? liars i call them!

 

[ohiohusker]

Too bad I didn't know about this sooner.....it's only about an hour from where we live!

 

[Dundermifflinite]

you had me at open bar...

then I saw herbstreit...wear a condom if you go...

 

[hack]

but notice how bo gets top billing over bob stoops. what's up with that?

 

[HUSKER 37]

whats a Bocce?

Mine's this big

 

[huskernumerouno]

you had me at open bar...

then I saw herbstreit...wear a condom if you go...

:yeah

 

[HuskerJosh]

Kelly Pavlik=Money. Kirk Herbstreit? I wouldn't be advertising he was from my school.

 

[rawhide]

kinda like lawn bowling I think????

 

[MCAT800]

I didn't know Mark was Bo's first name :dunno

 

[hack]

I didn't know Mark was Bo's first name :dunno

and now you are one step closer to knowing bo and attaining full enlightenment and bliss.

 

[hack]

for those of you interested, pics of the cardinal mooney gathering and the camp the followed are here.