Niles Paul loves Capri Sun

Cool story, Niles.

This explains all the missed catches...he was getting that slippery nectar all over his gloves. Why Niles. WHY?!

Edit: Too soon?
Provided he could even get THE DAMN STRAW IN THAT TINY DAMN HOLE. I HATE YOU CAPRI SUN.

OH GOD I STABBED MY HAND AGAIN.

 
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Great on game day too!

 
How's come it's always rich-a$$ athletes that companies send free sh#t to? Just a thought.
What Husker From Kansas said, plus the fact that they get all this free advertising now with this article. Nobody writes a story when us broke-a$$ message board posters get a freebie. I got a free t-shirt today. Nobody cares, though.
I have a buddy that tends to email companies when he smokes/drinks. He once got high and emailed the company zumiez (a clothing/shoe online wholesaler type deal). He went on a rant of how it is ridiculous that athletes get all of the sponsorships, and that he is a college student that is seen by thousands of people everyday on campus, what greater advertising? They agreed and thought that he had a great point, and he now receives monthly shipments of their newest products.

 
How's come it's always rich-a$$ athletes that companies send free sh#t to? Just a thought.
What Husker From Kansas said, plus the fact that they get all this free advertising now with this article. Nobody writes a story when us broke-a$$ message board posters get a freebie. I got a free t-shirt today. Nobody cares, though.
I have a buddy that tends to email companies when he smokes/drinks. He once got high and emailed the company zumiez (a clothing/shoe online wholesaler type deal). He went on a rant of how it is ridiculous that athletes get all of the sponsorships, and that he is a college student that is seen by thousands of people everyday on campus, what greater advertising? They agreed and thought that he had a great point, and he now receives monthly shipments of their newest products.
Moral of this story - smoke and drink more. :waste :smokin

 
How's come it's always rich-a$$ athletes that companies send free sh#t to? Just a thought.
What Husker From Kansas said, plus the fact that they get all this free advertising now with this article. Nobody writes a story when us broke-a$$ message board posters get a freebie. I got a free t-shirt today. Nobody cares, though.
I have a buddy that tends to email companies when he smokes/drinks. He once got high and emailed the company zumiez (a clothing/shoe online wholesaler type deal). He went on a rant of how it is ridiculous that athletes get all of the sponsorships, and that he is a college student that is seen by thousands of people everyday on campus, what greater advertising? They agreed and thought that he had a great point, and he now receives monthly shipments of their newest products.
My kid worked for Zumiez before he left for the service. He never received free stuff. Those cheap bastages.

 
The company doesn't give anything away for free. They probably claim it as a donation on their taxes or it counts towards advertising and a tax break.

 
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