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[husker rob]

i would like to read some of the boards best "Your Mother" sayings

i know alot of them but i am sure that there are plenty more from the people of the board.

I will start the thread off with

"Your Mother is so fat, the last time she saw 90210, was when she stepped on the scale.

 

[husker rob]

how about

"Your mother is so fat, the b!^@h sat on a rainbow and Skittles shot out her a$$"

 

[huskernumerouno]

"yo momma is so fat that she uses frosty the snowman as a douch"

 

[BornNBredRed]

Your mother is not a very respectable woman.

 

[DJR313]

Yo momma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

 

[huskeraddict]

Yo momma's so dumb she married yo daddy

 

[808Husker in KCMO]

Your mother is not a very respectable woman.

That hurts man.

 

[husker rob]

Your momma's so fat, she eats with a satalite dish

 

[huskernumerouno]

yo mommas so fat she has her own global defense system

 

[HSKRNOKC]

Yo mammas so fat...she uses a micro wave for a beeper.

 

[husker rob]

your momma is so nasty, she's got dreadlocks on her bad guy

 

[huskernumerouno]

yo mommas so ugly she looks like bernard

 

[huskernumerouno]

Yo mommas so stupid she is rooting for texass

 

[husker rob]

yo momma's so stupid, she went to DR. DRE for a pap smear

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Your momma's so fat her belly button has an echo!!! :thumbs